I think I have Leprosy...

I'm sick. Really sick. It seems as though Crappiness himself entered my body overnight. What a D-Bag. By the time I woke I found myself transformed into a snot-induced zombie. Seriously. I feel terrible. If I sneezed right now my bones would probably shatter. My nose whistles when I breathe. Is that "Oh Suzanna?"


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're not a prolific blogger, but you are hilarious and clever. I found your blog when googling *d-bag* actually looking for designer handbags. So I looked for newer posts, but you only had two in 2010? Really? I'm a grandma and don't really know who Nickleback is (pretty sure it's a 90s band), but your photo montage was fantastic. I subscribed (privately so as not to be ridiculed or fired from my job)and became a minion hoping you'll add more to the big plastic bowl. You know you'll feel better afterwards. A grandma knows.